(Memberships will be available for sale on Etsy in 6 months, counting from now 27th November 2025 – there will be a link in this description directly to sales-ad, so check back)
There will never be more than 24 “Original-priests”(MEMBERS) of this cult, so if this cult seems like a perfect match for you, join now! You’ll receive, in addition to Membership, some cool stuff – check the Link at the bottom (Yeah, i know it’s COSTLY, BUT that fine handmade beaded Owl-Necklace’s expensive to have made!)
Together we can build 24 congregations and spread the seed word, and make our own words count in this religious cult’s message of thy love and tolerance of this small and peculiar Deity – it’s time to take our own lives back, as the lizard king expressed in his notion; to kill the father fuck the mother (this, my BLOG POST, in link, explains this; “The Oedipus metaphor”: “blog.gonzocaye.com/oidipus-complex/” – read it all, and if you understand, you are blessed by Ruvan’s Love) – make the world our world, to rule with love and slack – and steal ourselves back from the con, re-write the rules of life in this universe and howl our praises for the owl. “Ruvan” is love, “Ruvan” is freedom – it’s time for a divine excuse, time to become SUPER-CHILDISH, back to slack like we all were – to hell with the world “WE CHOOSE TO SLACK!”
After joining, send your conspiracy name (if you want), and your own name, together with your, ETH-Address, in the form on the “Submit Story” page, merely for keeping record, in “The Book of Weirdos”:
Just fill out the form in the “Submit Story” page, and include your ETH-Address in the (Big) Message field, and I’ll get in contact with you, about how to pay – for joining this cult Costs Money
OR, just follow this link furthest down in the panel to the right to the Membership Purchase on Etsy, and buy one there – and i’ll get in touch with you there – best of luck friend, whoever you may be, Ruvan loves everyone, and may the rainbow arch down over you where you walk – PRAISE RUVAN!
Upon Joining this Cult’s Inner Society – you will get a whole bunch of Stickers, quite many Pamphlets, a Bead Medallion – but not just that, the Membership card is actually a whole other deal, you could even design it yourself from scratch, or if o u like the given design, you could just have some preferences for a Font to use, color schemes, etc (if you would prefer that; 85X54mm)..
The membership also will have a QR-Code: Which you cam use to get access to this site’s VIP Area. Keep in mind that it will take some time to order the card, so delivery is a couple, approx 2-3 weeks
